Erika Schickel

Dear Readers: I spent last week writing a piece for a "Bad Girl" lit event on Sunday, that I would share, but fear may be a bit too weird and dirty for LAO's distinguished readership. So I herewith offer something that was published in the LA Weekly in 2005, and republished in my book "You're Not the Boss of Me." Enjoy!

In the winter of 1975 my family made our annual trip from our home in New York to Los Angeles to visit my mother's parents. Designed by my Granddaddy in the ’50s, their house was a sleek, Neutra-inspired affair perched on a Pacific Palisades hillside, offering a sweeping ocean view that an 11-year-old couldn't have cared less about.

But the house itself was the ideal setting for a girl living in her own MGM musical -- all glass doors, white floors, stylishly decorated by my Grandma Dorothy. A palm tree grew out of the living room floor and crystals splashed rainbows across the walls. I’d slide across the slick, terrazzo floors in sock feet like Gene Kelly in An American in Paris or clickety-tap on them in my Mary Janes like Fred Astaire. I could tinkle the keys on the white baby grand, or bob like a Ziegfield Girl in the sunken bathtub, surrounded by jungle fronds, lathering up with richly scented, seashell-shaped soaps. I spent hours in the swimming pool, smiling underwater like Esther Williams and lounged in "the chatter pit," a subjacent, shag-lined den that had a TV with a remote control. I sprawled on the long, banquette sofa, like Jeannie in her bottle, blinking my way through channels, searching for my favorite TV shows on the unfamiliar West Coast stations.

On this particular trip, my grandparents threw one of their big parties. I helped with party prep: buffing their colored, Lucite coffee table knickknacks, Windexing the huge, sliding glass doors, lighting and launching floating candles onto the pool. Their guests were a mix of comedy writers and tennis partners, all of whom seemed incredibly old, smoky and uninterested in me. Forgotten by the grownups, I stayed up way past my bedtime, gorging on Spanish peanuts, lulled by the drone of adult conversation. It was late in the evening when my mother found me out by the pool, woozy with Shirley Temples.

"There's someone inside I want you to meet," she said.
"Who?"
"His name is Johnny Mercer. He's an old friend. You've met him once before, but you probably won't remember him."
"Mommy..." I whined, not wanting to give up my warm, sleepy spot by the lava brazier.
"He wrote the lyrics for a lot of famous movie songs."
"Really, like what?"
"‘Seven Brides for Seven Brothers, Breakfast at Tiffany's,” Darling Lili.’"

I was wide awake. I loved all those movies, but Darling Lili was my current obsession. Though I had never seen the movie, I had spent that fall memorizing the soundtrack album.

Mercer was alone in my Grandaddy's study. This room was different from the others in the house. It wasn't like a movie set, it was a real place where actual work happened. The walls were hung with photos and memorabilia from a lifetime spent writing for radio, sitcoms, movies and magazines. There were awards, autographed posters and framed Playbills. Stacks of scripts surrounded his typewriter. The room was dim and had the sweet, pungent smell of pipe smoke mixed with the musk of his cork-covered walls with note of pool chlorine.

Mr. Mercer, sitting on a low sofa, looked like an ordinary old man. I had half hoped he'd be wearing a top hat and tails, but he was in slacks and a sports coat. He had a kind smile and seemed tired. He greeted me warmly and asked me the usual kid questions; how old was I, how did I like school, was I having a fun trip? Then he said, "Your mother tells me you're a fan of my songs."

"Did you really write ‘Darling Lili.'?"
"Well, I wrote the lyrics. Do you have a favorite song?"
"‘The Girl in No Man's Land.’"
"Really?" He seemed surprised and interested. I sensed I had an audience, a thing I was always on the lookout for.
"I can sing it for you if you'd like."
Mercer laughed, then looked me in the eye. "Would you? That would be lovely."

Suddenly my whole body got hot and clammy as I realized what I'd gotten myself into. I straightened up and started the first verse in a soft, wobbly voice,

They tell a story back in London town
That when you hear taps sound
Then all you soldiers have a sweetheart
Who always comes around

I knew I could sing this song better. I closed my eyes and pretended I was back in my living room in New York.

When night is falling
She comes calling
The girl in no man's land . . .

I picked up steam and as so often happened, I became taken by the sound of my own voice. I fancied I sang it just like Julie Andrews did on the album. I opened my eyes to see a look of utter shock on Mercer's face which made me go up on the next lyric, "Doughboys weary.... Doughboys weary...." I faltered and stammered. I had no clearer an idea of what the next lyric was, than I did of what a doughboy was.

"...Cold and lonely..." Mercer fed me the line and the rest of the song came rushing back.

I finished and Mr. Mercer applauded me. My mother draped her arm around my shoulder and I noticed that Granddaddy had slipped into the room. He stared at me from under bushy eyebrows as though as he were seeing me for the first time. I assumed these grownups were all stunned by my exquisite voice, but now, 37 years later, I think it may simply have been the incongruity of an 11-year-old girl singing a ballad about a hooker.

Mr. Mercer thanked me and I left him. A month later I received a package of Darling Lili production stills and a note from him, thanking me again for my song. He died the following year. It wasn't until much later that I truly realized who I had serenaded in my Grandfather's study, and how many songs Mercer had written that I love to this day. Only now can I appreciate that a child memorizing his songs may have meant a lot to a man who's life, and work, was nearly over.

The house Granddaddy designed is still up on Tellem Drive. I drove out there with my 10-year-old daughter a few years ago on a whim and knocked on the door. It was owned at the time by a distinguished German film actor and his son graciously gave me a tour. The master bath had been remodeled, but the rest of the house was just as I remembered it, if a little smaller and dingier. I took a picture of Franny standing by the pool brazier, and thought about the people who had gathered there to drink, laugh and tell their stories of young Hollywood -- a place and time that has long since faded into black and white.