About an hour after this walk in the woods, Walter George "Huck Finn" Clooney chewed up a roll of super-absorbent paper towels. Twelve hours later, symptoms (I'll spare you) ensued. We're now waiting for the vet to call back.

Oh Walt.

* Update Pupdate: The details continue to be disgusting but the gist is, Walt (unlike the bank account) is going to be OK.