Because the guys working on my house are replacing the 1973 mobile home paneling with drywall, and because those same guys are replacing the 1973 single-pane window, which chatters like a talk show host in any gust of wind, with a strong-and-silent (and energy efficient!) window, and because they're swapping my 1973 sink and leaky faucets with a new sink and non-leaky faucets, this all required taking everything out of my bedroom and bathroom so they could actually do the work, which means the rest of the house is, well, you can just imagine.
Anyway, all I have to offer you today is this sunrise.