Just kidding. I think.

If, over this extraordinarily hot April weekend, you had the misfortune to head for the Malibu beach, here's what you found - extraordinarily bad traffic. Thanks to a (slow-moving) road project to stabilize a hillside right here, PCH is down to one lane just south of Latigo Canyon. The result? A line of traffic snaking all the way back to Pepperdine University. It lasted from early morning to early evening, thousands of cars stretching for miles. Not pretty.