"Two and a Half Men" producer Chuck Lorre sums up his concerns in a vanity card at the end of last night's final fresh episode of the sitcom. From deadline.com:
CHUCK LORRE PRODUCTIONS, #329I exercise regularly. I eat moderate amounts of healthy food. I make sure to get plenty of rest. I see my doctor once a year and my dentist twice a year. I floss every night. I've had chest x-rays, cardio stress tests, EKG's and colonoscopies. I see a psychologist and have a variety of hobbies to reduce stress. I don't drink. I don't smoke. I don't do drugs. I don't have crazy, reckless sex with strangers.
If Charlie Sheen outlives me, I'm gonna be really pissed.
It's worth noting that Lorre has made many millions of dollars on the Charlie Sheen comedy.