Now that I've got your attention, let's turn to the on-air talent that’s ready and eager to launch the Fox Business Channel in a couple of weeks and tell you all about your puts and shorts. There's Shibani Joshi (former model in India), Cheryl Casone (former flight attendant), Jenna Lee (played Division One softball in college), and Nicole Petillades (loves slalom waterskiing). And as NY magazine dutifully notes, some of the foxes being promoted on the Web site are guys! "Needless to say, we cannot wait until this network debuts," NY deadpans. "We want to see how long it will take them to fire Neil Cavuto for not being 'leggy' enough." Here's the site. Yowser.
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