From an online column by Steve Lopez at LATimes.com:
This just in: Former Mayor Antonio Villaraigosa has been hired to replace Dodger manager Don Mattingly and will also take over as West Coast adviser for Cheetos.In other new jobs Villaraigosa has lined up on his recent cash acquisition sprint, he will become weekend weather anchor on KCAL-9 beginning Saturday, and also help manage the fallout from the Bank of America mortgage fraud judgment.
OK, I made it all up. But I almost didn't have to.
LOL. Here's the news item: Villaraigosa chooses USC: to be professor in Price School