James Cameron to direct Tiger Woods press conference (not)

But just imagine if Cameron did take over Woods' Friday coming out, as the crazy guys have at eTrueSports. The site is, after all, the "universe's most trusted name in sports."

Sources close to the PGA say Avatar’s James Cameron has been signed to direct Tiger Woods’ performance in Friday’s public apologia before the press.

“The whole Tiger story is very blue-ish,” said Cameron, “but the cool way I’m filming will get us a PG-13 rating.”

Cameron added that he personally felt Woods wasn’t “nearly the low-life craphead the press makes him out to be.