Bruce Feirstein, writing in the New York Observer, imagines making over the front page of the New York Times.
EDITOR’S NOTE: After a long and painstaking review of the editorial process here at The New York Times, along with a long and sobering look at the rise of adult-onset attention-deficit disorder, along with a clear and pragmatic need to increase our appeal among upscale readers, The Times is pleased to announce a slight shift in our editorial policy.As of Sunday, June 13, the editors and writers of the Sunday Styles section will take over responsibility for the front page, and all so-called "news reporting."
We believe this will make for a more lively newspaper, reflecting a change in our cultural metabolism.
Amusing story ideas ensue.